Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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