office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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