My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I think my fart just growled at me.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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