Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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