There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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