he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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