i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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