Don't you send me to vm
high people should be assigned attendants
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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