I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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