Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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I need you to use more vowels.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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