Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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