So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
