I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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