I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I wish you could order shots online.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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