found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
sex on a bike is impossible
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