Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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