I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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