I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
