yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I could fuck to npr.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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