Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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