Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize