Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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