We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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