We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
My vagina just clenched in fear
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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