Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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