is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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