I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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