Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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