Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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