Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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