So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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