I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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