Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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