I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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