i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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