I just threw up on my dentist
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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