i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
This house was built for laser tag.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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