You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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