what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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