The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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