I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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