went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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