Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Damn victory sex feels great
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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