is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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