I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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