Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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