Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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