That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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