Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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