using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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