I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You ate ashes out of my bong
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
