did you get engaged???
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
