hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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