But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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