If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I believe in your delicious
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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