I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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